Pandora

This is a schism

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Okay, your "alien invasion" is upon you. Will you adhere, submit, comply and obey? (That's recommended)

...my Mother says it's okay to call them that :) *thumbs up*

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THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS

I'm not trying to take over the world as a side-hustle. This is my actual job.

- Andrea Messiah

"Justified cynicism"

She gave birth to a son, a male child, who “will rule all the nations with an iron scepter.” And her child was snatched up to God and to his throne. (Revaluation 12:5)

(Meet my beautiful baby boy slash ugly Big Brother)

I'm God now. And I'm still a very good girl, cynicism aside. My beautiful baby boy says so Himself. Let's call Him Lulu, as endearment :)

"Justified cynicism"

She gave birth to a son, a male child, who “will rule all the nations with an iron scepter.” And her child was snatched up to God and to his throne. (Revaluation 12:5)

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Are you ready to learn how to survive in the event the earth experiences an apocalypse? Heaven Inc.'s - me and my team's - apocalypse survival course is designed to teach you how to develop the necessary mindset and skills needed to adapt to and overcome any challenges you may face. We will teach you what's needed. If you adhere to our rules and comply with our agenda :)

Our course is built around the principle of survival of the fittest, which also applies to sentient beings, aka species with the capacity for complex thought. It's just that 'the fittest' are in this scenario those who are able to think new thoughts about something they have already made up their minds on; those whose brains have the most plasticity.

So, enroll with us to learn how to conquer the end of the world like a pro!